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Saturday, March 15, 2014

HILARIOUS TRANSLATION AT A CRUSADE IN KISUMU

Overheard at a crusade in Kisumu


Evangelist: Bwana Asifiwe.
Translator(Omondi): Opak Ruoth.

Evangelist: Jioni ya leo…
Omondi: E midhiambo ma kawuono ni…

Evangelist: (whispers to Omondi that translation is in English)

Evangelist: Bwana Asifiwe..
Omondi: May kudos of profound,holy equivalence be directed to The Man Above.

Evangelist: Ama kwa kweli…
Omondi: With all the exact measures of honesty…

Evangelist: …sio shaka bali ni furaha ilioje….
Omondi: …an element of delight just rendered dysphoria a vague entity.

Evangelist: kuona siku ya leo.
Omondi: a manifistation of which our prolific existence is still succulent under this forecast.

Evangelist: ikiwa ni tarehe moja ya mwezi wa kwanza wa mwaka mpya.
Omondi: a forecast whose numerical identity is a silent co-efficient of itself,corroborating the genesis of a new annual re-birth per se.

Evangelist: Ebu tualike wana kwaya wetu kwanza watuburudishe kabla kuendelea na ibada.
Omondi: Jokwaya oingie kwansa kabla yalo
(choir group steps forward)
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